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Old is Old is Old... !
Posted on: March 31, 2008
Old is Old is Old is Old
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a
Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m
on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s
today..”
The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday,
I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me”
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her
right says,
“I would like to buy you a drink, too.”
The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a
Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming up,! “ says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
“I would like to buy you one, too.”
The old woman says,
“Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two
drops of water.”
“Coming right up,” the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying
of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
The old woman replies,
“Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to
hold your liquor.
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”
“OLD” IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, “ L et’s go
upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I
can’t do both!”
“OLD “ IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.
“O L D” IS WHEN ... You don’t care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN .“Getting a little action” means you
don’t need to take any fibre today
“! O L D” IS WHEN .. “Getting lucky” means you find
your car in the parking lot.
“O L D” IS WHEN ... An “all nighter” means not
getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
“O L D” IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes.
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