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Jerry's Corner


The Patriot Micro Chip.....!

Posted on: April 21, 2008

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP, which is to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in their foreheads; when properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God instantly.

It comes in various sizes:

The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may contain some information or precious metals:

The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
U. S. Armed Service


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